Poll question:
Can babies perceive the actions of their parents while within the womb?
I ask because, as I was holding Anna's tummy this afternoon to feel the baby, I squirmed away after a few kicks/headbuts/butt rubbs/whatever they are. Anna said I should stop doing that.
"Don't pull away every time he moves," she said. "He'll come out and have a complex."
And, for the bonus quote of the day, yet another reason men should not be allowed to partake in prebirth classes--expanded vocabulary:
"I just episiotomized my pants."
-me, after finding that a new button sewn onto my beloved gray pants by my wife did not properly fit the space meant for the original button, then finding the kitchen scissors, then, well, you know
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