Thursday, October 11, 2007

Calling All Imbeciles

Just had a wonderful thought, preceded by a less glorious one.

If only crazy people had an advanced warning system, life would be so much simpler. At least on the telephone. Perhaps something resembling the Bat Phone, with a little flashing light accompanying each call to indicate impending lunacy. Perhaps it could have different colors. Maybe blue for idiots, orange for insecurity, gold for the simply misinformed. Red would be reserved for the truly crazy among them, perhaps with some small siren.

Imagine how much better off we would all be! Think of the time we would save, the tempers we would keep, the nerves we would withold in addition to our last! Then, consider how much more time would be had during the subsequent employment, and the fun it would be explaining to soon-former bosses why no one would return calls.

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